Het brunettmekaniker som delar två feta kukar med sin vän

Excuse me mate, I wonder if you could...

Yeah, I was just wondering, I've come here because they told me this was a good place to get a really good service in.

What service are you after, sir?

Well, it really depends on what kind of service you provide.

I've been told it's some slogan you've got, you can't get quicker than a quick liquor or something, I don't know.