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Good afternoon, ladies.
Most of you have probably guessed why normal lectures have been suspended and this special assembly has been called.
This is Eve Devane, and for those who don't know, a very regrettable and easily avoidable mistake made by her whilst editing the student magazine, The Bottom Line, has brought scandal to the good name of Blackwoods Academy.
Ms Devane was sentenced to receive 24 strokes of the cane across her bare behind to be carried out during a standard assembly.
However, she is requested to be subjected today to the full measure, the most lengthy, severe and humiliating punishment permitted under the Blackwoods statutes.
