Lär min styvson hur man har sex - jag lät honom använda mitt rumpa

Oh good, you're still here. Listen, it's time for your next sex lesson.

Austin, Mom, do we have to?

No, look, I've come up with something really good this time.

I know last time you just felt embarrassed and bored, but I've got a way for you to practice.

What, we're going to practice this time?