Något lärorikt för er alla på denna fina lönedag.

Let's just take a moment to appreciate exactly just how much of a gift I am to your life.

Let's just take a moment to recognize all the ways that your queen enhances your life.

You get to see this goddess body like so many other women.

I couldn't possibly comprehend your sexuality.

How much you long to be with a woman like me, even though you know that you don't deserve me.