Låt oss spela ett litet spel som heter förödmjuka cuckolden

Guess what? I'm leaving you. I found a little man. I actually found him a couple weeks ago.

And we have been working and he has been...

I realized that you're a terrible, terrible person to have sex with.

I mean, first of all, you're working with a really small tool.

And you don't even know how to use it.