Cali Caliente tar fotbollsträning på allvar

Yo coach, why'd you take me out of the game? You know I'm the best player that we have.

I just rode on it a little bit. There's nothing wrong with it. I swear. I'll be fine. Just put me back in the game.

See? It doesn't even hurt.

I mean, if you just wanted to give me a foot massage, you could have asked.

Don't tell me you're afraid someone's going to do it.