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Well, as I can't go shopping, I'm getting bored indoors having a wank.

Without a view. I thought I'd come out and be driven around very kindly.

So I can just lounge back, look at the beautiful British countryside and get naughty.

Well, no walking boots today, so I might just slip on some rather silky nylons and a ridiculously short skirt.

You never know what opportunities might arise.