Bästa flickvän hjälper olycklig oskuld tonåring med första lesbisk upplevelse

He's been tweeting this bitch all day. She's not even pretty. I'm like 12 times prettier than her.

Oh my god, she's like froth-sided shit.

I don't understand. He's such an asshole, but it makes me so sad just because we've been together for so long.

He doesn't deserve you.

I just, I don't get it. She's not even that pretty.